*RECLINES ON HIS SOFA AND PUTS HIS FEET UP ON THE BACK OF ONE OF HIS SERVANTS.*

HEY LADIES, I JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

I HAVE A ROOM OF CHOCOLATE, A BASEMENT OF SEVERAL ICE CREAM AND COFFEE CHAINS AND A BED THE SIZE OF CANADA.

FEEL FREE TO STOP BY. ;D